Me: (wow this whole thing is really weird and awkward)
Gynecologist: "Okay...well things seem good...but, uh....um...I can't seem to locate your cervix?"
Me: "Um, well I hope it's there, it should be there..."
Gynecologist: "Yea, I'm just having some trouble...it's rather deep? (awkward)...hold on one second...(pulls out metal object that looks like it belongs in a tool box not on her tray)... you'll feel a little more pressure, sorry..."
Me: (oh shit)
Gynecologist: (literally searching) "hmmmmm....well this is funny...hmmm...AHA! There it is!" (smiles)
